From the mouths of my kids

Charlie yesterday while sipping water from a water fountain at the park:
"It is great to be me."

Kate while mad at me for some unknown reason: " I not going to play with you anymore!"

Kate randomly turned to my mom and said, "I not your best friend anymore."

Kate while shopping at New Leaf today:
"Mommy, look a real live cowboy...actually he a cow-man" the man heard and turned around smiling and said, I am a horseboy....

Kate, after 25 minutes of trying to get her to nap:
"Mommy I a big mean dinosaur with a gun. You a small dinosaur, no gun. I hit you. RRRRR"

Kate was having a hard time at the park a few days ago. She was thirsty and I forgot the water, and she was mad at me:
"Mommy, pull yourself together!"

Charlie was looking up into the sky squinting and said:
"I can't see outer space, I am really trying, but I just can't see it."

Charlie at 4:45 am called my name and I came into his room. "Mommy, do you remember my dream?"
Me: "Uh no Charlie, it was your dream."
Charlie: "But you were in it, Mommy, you should remember

While in the car last week Charlie said: "Mommy, where are those people going?" And I said, "Uh, how would I know? I don't know everything Charlie"
Charlie: "Well, I know EVERYTHING."
ME; Oh yeh, then why are you asking me.
Charlie: "well, I know almost everything"
Me: Hmmmm