you know you are a parent of a toddler when...part 2

....you put A& D on your toothbrush thinking it is toothpaste, and get within inches of your mouth before you notice

...you hear yourself say, honey dont vacuum your sister.

....you realize that a bunch of finger paint made it into your last batch of bran muffins and remember suddenly that you did ask your son to help you make them and that he was finger painting at the time...and you keep giving them to your son anyway but you dont want to waste them.